The Twits

Let's revisit our childhood by recalling a tale by Roald Dahl, The Twits.

The twits were an English couple with the last name "Twit" and they aspired to have an upside-down monkey circus. They had a family of monkeys locked up in a small cage and these monkeys had to stand upside-down as part of their training. (What a distorted worldview imposed on the monkeys!)

The Twits ate Bird-pie every Wednesday although I believe the monkeys didn't even get peanuts.

In the end, the Twits were outwitted when the monkeys' friend, the Roly-Poly Bird came to their rescue. (External influences are bad!)

The monkeys took their revenge by turning the Twits' house upside-down. To re-orientate themselves, the Twits put their heads to the ground and got glued to the ground.

I want a Roly-Poly Bird.